Attack of the Show

I gave my old girlfriend a call
She's been out of work now she just won't stop talking
And it's getting pretty damn old
The whining about how they threw them all out in the cold

Don't bother me baby it's attack of the show time
Just give me a beer and a blow
I wanna watch some bad TV and do a big coke line
Just get on your knees and let's go la la la la la la
Na na na na na na na

Too bad about Wesley, he's funny
He didn't last long, I guess there wasn't much money
That guy who replaced him was lame
I think the last thing he played was the Newlywed Game

And whatever happened to Laura
She was on that one show with that guy who did that stuff
Oh I can't be bothered to remember
But she was so hot I could never get enough
Oh Laura

If i somehow turned off my set
I could catalog my life's regrets
Like that time I was a corporate scapegoat
I'd read a book or try to meet someone
I might go out and have some fun
If I hadn't lost, if I hadn't lost, if I hadn't lost
The remote.

Don't bother me baby it's attack of the show tim
Just give me a beer and a blow
I wanna watch some bad TV
And do a big coke line
Just get on your knees now
And try not to sneeze now
I'm writing your name in the snow
La la la la la la
Na na na na na na na