Hello My Old Heart

I had a sweet little thing
Big old big brown eyes
Love positively shining
As I lay between her bovine thighs

I thought we were forever
She found me as a boy
And left me as a man
Never played it coy

Then one day in an old pawn shop
There she was, just hanging out
I just had to have her
So I lay my money down

Hello my old heart
It's nice to see you again
I'd like to lay you again
On the floor of my living room

Hello my old heart
You had such beautiful skin
At least you'll always have that
On the floor of my living room

I had a sweet little thing
Squeezed me so damn tight
Almost 'til I stopped breathing
It’s never been so right

I’d feed her from my hand
Can’t imagine a better lover
She’d dislocate her jaw at will (!)
I never wanted another

But everything has to end, I guess
And our love was doomed it seems
She tried to eat a bowling ball
And my darling ceased to be

{soc}Hello my old heart
It's nice to see you again
So soft and supple
Against my calloused skin

As I walk this trail of life,
I look down at my feet
And think of you each time
I take another step down the street

Bridge
People might judge me
I can smell their jealousy
They never understood our love
They'll never know how perfect it can be
Doin' it with like, cows and stuff
It's awesome

Spent some time by the river
To catch a little tail
Older fellas worked bare chested
I went without where things are pale

Finally I found her
I'd almost given up
When I felt her flesh around me
All I ever hoped it would be

Hello my old heart
Nice to meet you finally
Don't waste time being nice to me
My lungs ain't what they used to be

Hello my old heart
My bottom-dwelling beauty
Show me how you love me
Be the last thing I ever see