Husky Youth

INTRO

CHORUS
You may not remember me
But I remember you
It's not all that surprising
As I was a husky youth.

Glasses and
Freckles and
A sad pair of shoes
In the hall I was invisible
The boy you looked right through

VERSE 1
Times have changed
And I've changed with them
I've rearranged
My biology

VERSE 2
I'm a different man
Different as different can be
I'm feelin' grand
Thanks to lipo and botox and chin tucks and acid peels and rhinoplasty

BRIDGE
And tomorrow you'll feel
The way you made me feel
Now that my cheeks have sunk
I've gone from chunk to hunk
So Jenny Jones will broadcast my revenge
On live TV!