Top Drawer

Where they at, baby?
Top drawer maybe?
Hope your roomie didn't
Use the last one!

Don't care what flavor,
Brand or texture pattern,
Blue and grape and ribbed
Come here let's get it on.

Gimme some that good ol'
Latex protection
'Cause I wanna get down.
Gonna put it to use
Preventing infection
As I pump into your body so
Plump and round, yeah.

God dammit to hell
This box is empty too
Fuckin' shit cock sucker
I'm gonna kick his fuckin' ass

Look in the kitchen
There's saran wrap in the drawer
The top one right above
Go fetch and make it fast

They say this stuff is no good.
They say it's much too sticky
It just won't do.
But I'm gettin' desperate
And I know you are too
If all else fails
I guess your back door will do