Totally Diggin' Your Mom

Intro

Verse
This'll probably ruin our relationship
But I've gotta get it off of my chest
I've been trying my damndest to get over it
Full disclosure seems to be for the best

Verse
It's a feelin' been building in my heart for weeks
Like a freight train two yards from a car
I'm stalled on the tracks and we're doomed to meet
And we'll explode like a neutron star

Chorus
I’m totally diggin' your mom
She's so hot i'm gonna go off
Like an atom bomb
I know you're gonna wonder
what kinda drugs I'm on
But I'm totally diggin' your mom

(SOLO 2x)

Verse
Destiny comes knockin' just a few times in life
I'd be the biggest fool to ignore
The look she gives while she pretends to be your dad's wife
And her knockers kick my doubts out the door!

Chorus
I’m totally diggin' your mom
She's so hot i'm gonna go off
Like an atom bomb
I know you're gonna wonder
what kinda drugs I'm on
But I'm totally diggin' your mom

Bridge
Please don't hate me
Or eviscerate me
I might be your step dad some day

It's all good, Me and my wood
Are gonna make your mom so happy
Gonna rock her frikkin' world
I'm movin' in to your house to stay!

Chorus
I’m totally diggin' your mom
She's so hot i'm gonna go off
Like an atom bomb
I know you're gonna wonder
what kinda drugs I'm on
But I'm totally diggin' your mom

Verse
I think old Agatha would love this mystery
A clever who done dunnit in fine old style
If only you would take that kitchen knife out of me
It's still bloody I see
Whose blood could that be?
Baby, I'll be with you in a very short while!

Chorus (altered)
I’m totally diggin' your mom
She's so hot i'm gonna go off
Like an atom bomb
I know you're gonna wonder
what kinda drugs I'm on
But I'm totally diggin' your mom
Oh I'm totally diggin' your mom
Yeah I'm totally
diggin' your
mom